Jer Says Nothing
...and so much more!
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It’s lunchtime boieeeee. So whatcha do now?
Lunch Breakz (by jvroman)
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Is reality becoming a little bit too real for you? Need a vacation from rationality? Did you just drop some acid you found at the bottom of your backpack? You’re in luck. Here is a mind bending ocular and auditory tongue lashing for your face balls. Enjoy!
Blockhead - The Music Scene (by ninja000)
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Jeremy's Lunch at Bob Evans
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Waitress:
Hi. I'm Tammy. How are y'all doing today.
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Me:
Great.
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Waitress:
Are y'all ready to order?
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Me:
Yeah, I think so.
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Waitress:
What can I get for you?
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Me:
I'd like to start with the Stomach Cramps and the Burps That Taste Like Nothing We Ate, for the table.
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Waitress:
Okay.
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Me:
Then I'll have the Noisy Diarrhea with Splash-back. Hold the Barfing, though. I've got a four hour drive ahead of me.
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Waitress:
I'm sorry. We're out of the Noisy Diarrhea, but I do have some Cold Sweats that are peppered with some Spicy Wet Farts that should settle into some nice sharp Swamp Ass for your car ride home.
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Me:
Mmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
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Waitress:
I'll be right back with your Cramps and Burps.
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Me:
Thank you.
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Waitress:
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If there’s one thing RoboCop knows about it’s fighting crime. If there’s two things, it’s fighting crime and coming into a Japanese family’s home and stealing their fried chicken. “Dead or alive, your chicken’s coming with me.”
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Ever dream of a future where super freaky robot Bjorks are mass produced in a factory and make out with each other? Seriously!? How am I the only one?
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Top 10 Robot Videos
These videos are pretty cool. Number 10 might be my favorite. It’s like the Indian Matrix. Super cheesy. Super over the top. All things crescent! -
Uh oh! It’s a robot bar fight!
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Top 5 Songs About Having Sex With Robots
As technology advances, our hormones continue to rage out of control. Luckily these musicians had the foresight to tap into the android humping demographic. So grab a super sexy cyborg and some WD40 and get ready to knock some metallic boots. -
No Robot Week would be complete with out some sick poppin n lockin inspired by the mechanical humanoids this week is named for. This japanese hip-hop dance crew is called U-Min, also featured in Missy Elliott’s video “Ching-A-Ling” and if you’re like me, these guys will make you want to pop in your copy of Breakin’, lay down some cardboard, and challenge those fools from the other side of the tracks to a Battle Dance. Most crescent!
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Robot Facts
Here’s a fun robot fact: O.J. Simpson was actually considered for the 1984 lead role in The Terminator but the producers thought he came off “too nice” to be taken seriously as a cold blooded killer. -
(Source: leviathansociety)
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Christianity Today Names the Top 10 Movie Robots of All Time
What are the top 10 movie robots ever? Why not ask Christianity Today. Who does Jesus think would win in a fight, Johnny 5 or The Terminator? Find out in this dated but concise list, by christian robot lovers…for christian robot lovers. -
Robot Unicorn Attack
A truly addicting game where you are a magical robot unicorn leaping through the heavens collecting fairies and crashing through glass stars, all to the tune of Erasure’s “Always”. You’re welcome! -
Life? Don’t talk to me about life!
Marvin - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Jer lives in Brooklyn, NY. He enjoys tacos, oxygen, and keeping it real. He also likes you. Not in any weird, creepy way. But in a keeping it real sort of way.
